BappoHotel's definitions

geocatastrophysicist

The study of natural disasters. Includes, but is not limited to, hurricanes, earthquakes, women on their period, and autistic meltdowns.

"My father got jumped by a bunch of women after saying that he is a geocatastrophysicist."

by BappoHotel January 15, 2023

Krimrimmy

Another way to say "get real" taken from the late Asscancer Clan ran by YouTuber "Slappo."

"You need to get your head out of your ass and krimrimmy."

by BappoHotel January 15, 2023

softle

Commonly used to refer to people with erectile disfunction, specifically when it is caused an ex changing genders post or pre-breakup.

"My ex came out as a man and I went softle as a result."

by BappoHotel January 15, 2023

cortoid

Having the likeness of a sharp corner, typically referring to the arch in someone's nose.

"I met this slavic guy with a cortoid-ass nose, the thing looked like a monolith."

by BappoHotel January 15, 2023

cryptstraddock

A condition that defines the way a morbidly obese individual must walk in order to stay mobile. Often leads to injury or death in the obese individual and/or independent parties unfortunate enough to be caught in the aftermath.

"I knew this fat guy, Tony was his name. He suffered from cryptstraddock and unfortunately caused the 1989 Loma Prieta earthquake upon contact with the ground. He was bound to a wheelchair for the last 3 hours of his life, but he was more fortunate than the 63 killed and 3,757 injured in the wake of his fat ass."

by BappoHotel January 15, 2023

airphile

Molester of aircraft, specifically the C5 Galaxy as it's constant malfunctions means it is never in a state to escape.

"Hey Johnny, I can't lie... as easy as it is to catch all of the old, retired airplane parts, that fuselage in the Boeing factory we saw is making my inner airphile come out."

by BappoHotel January 15, 2023

aeronocturnal emission

A wet dream about aircraft. A symptom of airphelia.

"I had a dream about the C5 Galaxy last night and woke up with splooge in my pants... I must've had an aeronocturnal emission."

by BappoHotel January 15, 2023