Definitions by BappoHotel
trozo
trozo by BappoHotel January 22, 2025
get bun
(for both, in british) Apologies original gangster, the one known as little thomas has ordered you to get bun. If you fail by the end of the week, you will get bun.
get bun by BappoHotel January 22, 2025
minger tard
Someone who's appearance and stank shall not be endured within the distance of 43.67 royal cubits, but also is mentally stunted to such a degree that the special class looks like Oppenheimer's team.
That minger tard Jacob Gardener came into the club thinking he was hot shit, but he got laughed out by the $5 hookers and the slews. A few minutes later, the US's ARG showed up thinking there was a nuclear contamination in his wake.
minger tard by BappoHotel January 22, 2025
Bjargey
Bjargey by BappoHotel January 22, 2025
aeronocturnal emission
"I had a dream about the C5 Galaxy last night and woke up with splooge in my pants... I must've had an aeronocturnal emission."
aeronocturnal emission by BappoHotel January 15, 2023
airphile
Molester of aircraft, specifically the C5 Galaxy as it's constant malfunctions means it is never in a state to escape.
"Hey Johnny, I can't lie... as easy as it is to catch all of the old, retired airplane parts, that fuselage in the Boeing factory we saw is making my inner airphile come out."
airphile by BappoHotel January 15, 2023
cryptstraddock
A condition that defines the way a morbidly obese individual must walk in order to stay mobile. Often leads to injury or death in the obese individual and/or independent parties unfortunate enough to be caught in the aftermath.
"I knew this fat guy, Tony was his name. He suffered from cryptstraddock and unfortunately caused the 1989 Loma Prieta earthquake upon contact with the ground. He was bound to a wheelchair for the last 3 hours of his life, but he was more fortunate than the 63 killed and 3,757 injured in the wake of his fat ass."
cryptstraddock by BappoHotel January 15, 2023