crapsman

A person who is NOT skilled in a particular craft.

After the umbrella stand broke right out of the box, the irate man exclaimed, "This crapsman is really good at making breakable things!"

crapsman by Deaf Drummer March 24, 2017

Crapsmanship 

refers to the production or fabrication of sub-standard products by one who misguidedly feels their creations worthy of high praise; oblivious to their lack of skills wasting money, time, and perfectly good materials.

The cabinet Bobby built was yet another fine example of crapsmanship.

Crapsmanship by FatrCat November 2, 2008

Crapmanistan

A word for countries which are considered to be third world, or merely subpar. This specific term is used generally for countries around the middle east with names which are unfamiliar and/or hard to pronounce.

I asked Sally what country we were bombing, and she shrugged and said, "Crapmanistan."

Crapmanistan by cool4dude April 29, 2005

crassmantic 

An unrefined, insensitive, or course expression of an amorous ideal.

“My boyfriend is so crassmantic, he told me that when I'm slurping on his Schlong, that I complete him.”

crassmantic by The Ominous Harbinger January 26, 2009

Crapmanship 

Mediocre skill in an occupation or trade. Expertise in mediocrity. Poor outcome in a trade or business despite years of experience.

I always notice the crapmanship in the NYC subway repairs.

Crapmanship by Magister Ludi August 24, 2011

Crapsmanshit 

This is the practice of an extremely un skilled person dedicated to his or her trade or craft.

Johnny used his best Crapsmanshit to score a D on his architecure project.

Crapsmanshit by Nathandar August 27, 2010

crapmanship 

Used to describe the overall poor quality of an item from design straight through to manufacturing and use.

Thanks to planned obsolescence and general crapmanship I have burned through two paper shredders in two years. That's bunk!

crapmanship by strayduck February 18, 2008