Crapsmear
Not to be confused with papsmear, a crapsmear is a smudge of turd left on the face of a shit eater. When executed properly, may result in a Dirty Sanchez.
Crapsmear by Captain Feceous May 26, 2003
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Crapsmanship
refers to the production or fabrication of sub-standard products by one who misguidedly feels their creations worthy of high praise; oblivious to their lack of skills wasting money, time, and perfectly good materials.
Crapsmanship by FatrCat November 2, 2008
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crapsterbate
the act of taking a crap while masterbating to save time
computer nerds do it most often while taking a break from WOW or halo or any other of that stupid shit
computer nerds do it most often while taking a break from WOW or halo or any other of that stupid shit
crapsterbate by mr.salty May 28, 2006
crapster
1.) An object or product made with shoddy and/or crude components.
2.) Characterized by faulty or inferior thinking.
3.) Used as an adjective to describe someone or something as overall inferior or wretched.
2.) Characterized by faulty or inferior thinking.
3.) Used as an adjective to describe someone or something as overall inferior or wretched.
crapsterpiece
crapsterpiece by Pencil Necked Geek February 27, 2005
Crapsmanshit
Crapsmanshit by Nathandar August 27, 2010
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