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rough anal sex where you put it so far up her ass that you get a sample of the contents in her colon.
jim: guess what i had for dinner last night.
tim: corned beef and asparagus.
jim: howd you know?
tim: i gave jane a crapsmere last night.
by woo April 23, 2006
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