cryke

a "crazy dyke"

can also be used "CRYKEY!" as an exclamatory phrase when observing crazy dyke behavior
not to be confused with the dearly missed steve irwin's "CRIKEY"

"omg, you're being such a cryke rn, but..... this is why i love you!!"
"CRYKEY!! YOU BAD BITCH!!!"

cryke by yolpie August 16, 2017

Crikey 

True Aussies use it when they're generally suprised or shocked.

TRUE AUSSIE: "CRIKEY!! Shaz another croc has got into the flamin bath tub. Grab the duct tape!!"

Crikey by drmeme April 6, 2016

Lauren Croker

Lauren Croker

A girl with a bad-ass personality. No one messes with a Lauren Croker because she will probably rip their face off in one swift movement of her razor sharp pincers. She is hot, of course, this is not only due to her sweet as bod but also due to her flaming orange hair. Some say this golden fleece of fire is even more valuable than unicorn hair itself. Legit. There is so much you could say about this noble steed but there isn't enough time or space. So in short, does she have ninja skillz? Umm, chyess of course. Is it true she once rode a banshee bare-back across Alaska to find a Taco Bell... naked? Wouldn't you like to know ;) And finally, is prophesied that one strand of her ranga hair will save us all from 2012? No doubt. Get yo' self a Lauren Croker. She is a mint buy.

Guy #1: Sweet tap dancing baby unicorn, I'm legit blinded by the radiant aura of that chick and the awesome flame bestowed upon her cranium. What is this spawn of an angel called?

Guy #2: That, my fine lad, is a Lauren Croker. She's mint, aye?

Lauren Croker by Peppermint_Pete January 13, 2012

crydex 

Crydex - (n)
Originated via Ultima Online while employed as a Game Master.

Crydex - (n)
Originated via Ultima Online while employed as a Game Master..

crydex by GACH February 12, 2008

crispy croke 

A crispy croke ...what else can I say?

Only KnJers know what's uuuup

JC: ...
Kian: cRisPy cRoKe fOr mY cRaCk dAd

crispy croke by crackasscrackdad October 23, 2019

Crikey Moses 

An exclamation of surprise, like when I test drove my car for the first time and the turbo came in.

Me: Mmm, sounds ok, bit slow though.

2 seconds later...

Car: Fsssssssssssssssssstttttt Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaap Ptchooooooooooo
Me: CRIKEY MOSES!!!!!!!!

Crikey Moses by Wise Man November 20, 2003

cryfest 

a social gathering in which one watches movies. typically including but not limited to hairspray, insidious, and mamma mia 2. also where one eats corn dogs, listens to the star spangled banner why whitney houston, and cries on the kitchen floor.

bro today was so awful. i need a cryfest.

cryfest by notsarah September 18, 2019