Definitions by crackasscrackdad

forest daddy 

The infamous Hozier is an irish indie rock singer. His music makes you feel like laying in a river in the middle of the forest to contemplate life. His music is absolutely underrated and he deserves to be known for his other music and not just take me to church
He's tall, has long gorgeous hair, and smexy

Hozier is the one and only forest daddy

forest daddy by crackasscrackdad June 18, 2020

crispy croke 

A crispy croke ...what else can I say?

Only KnJers know what's uuuup

JC: ...
Kian: cRisPy cRoKe fOr mY cRaCk dAd

crispy croke by crackasscrackdad October 23, 2019