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a social gathering in which one watches movies. typically including but not limited to hairspray, insidious, and mamma mia 2. also where one eats corn dogs, listens to the star spangled banner why whitney houston, and cries on the kitchen floor.
bro today was so awful. i need a cryfest.
cryfest by notsarah September 18, 2019
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"Crying festival"

An event or gathering with people where you are forced to cry in the moment using heartbreaking examples or touching low-tune music. The heartbreaking examples could be about family relationship, famine in other countries, disease, etc. and throws in a sad music, just to make you cry and release all those emotions through crying with a bunch of other people.
P1: "I want everyone to think about how their parents mean to them over the years..." -play 'In The Arms of An Angel music in the background-

P2: "I did not sign up for this cryfest." -everyone else in the room is sobbing away-
cryfest by Ninety9 December 7, 2011
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A big heaping pile of nothing but tears due to excessive marathon-like crying.
I just finished watching Titanic, it was a total cry fest.
Cry fest by kkaleidoscopicc December 10, 2011

Crymester 

A period of crying because your forced to go to a school that you don't want to go to.
I had a major crymester yesterday because my parents are forcing me to go to a school I don't want to
Crymester by Hello im Baker February 9, 2010
A person who always asks artists to draw a character crying, and then always asks for progress.
Hey, have you heard of domikturntisc400? I've heard he's a Cryuester.
Cryuester by domikturntisc400 July 27, 2022
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murderhobo 

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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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