"Hey! Wanna go planking?!" -Loser
"NO." -Cool person
"Owling..?" -Loser
"Planking and owling are so lame.. Lets go crutching!" -Cool Person
"YES.THEN I WILL BE SO COOL" -Loser
Truth^^

Crutching by DuhhCoolCrutcher. August 1, 2011

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crutching

walking with the assistance of hurty metal sticks

the other day, when kaila was crutching...

crutching by shizzlestick August 27, 2008

Crutching

“To hit someone either with a singular or multiple crutch”

If someone is being a bitch ass, just come close enough and give them a solid crutching to beat the shit outta them

Crutching by Surreyslanger March 31, 2022

de-crutching

Used to describe the process of forcibly removing contraband substances from a prisoner, by other prisoners.

From the T.V series 'Bad girls'. 'This punishment of de-crutching was once memorably inflicted on Zandra by Shell and Denny and a family-sized tub of margarine (s1ep2)'.

de-crutching by mal.jones September 12, 2006

catching wood

getting a boner.

She was too hot for him; when he saw her cleavage he was already catching wood.

catching wood by coldheart7 October 9, 2009

Crouching Uncle

The act of walking into your aunt's bedroom and finding your uncle with his boxers around his ankles, squatting over your aunt while serving up a PBR and creamed-corn induced hot carl into her waiting mouth... most often occurring while re-runs of the Dukes of Hazard or Full House are playing on the TV.

I went over to Uncle Jethro's after the Nascar race, and when I walked into the trailer Aunt Tina was in the midst of wiping the Crouching Uncle off of her mustache.

Crouching Uncle by Ryjamin October 6, 2011

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026