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crustywon by Poster geek November 22, 2022
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Crustwang
the time between when sex is over and when you clean your dick. The layer of crust that accumulates on your dick after sex.
Crustwang by Markmerciless December 3, 2018
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crustyloving snotfaced pigeon
when ur best friend is crusty, u have lots of snots in ur nose that constantly cause u to disturb everyone around u by "cleansing ur nasal fluids" in the loudest and most irritating way making others laugh and feel awkward and uncomfortable, and pigeons r annoying and somewhat diseased, so u have that in common.
crustyloving snotfaced pigeon by random gangsta April 18, 2008
Crustworthy
1. When Someone is as Good as a Bread Crust that you would eat
And/or
2. Someone who you Trust will be good most of the time, like a good bread crust
And/or
2. Someone who you Trust will be good most of the time, like a good bread crust
Girl: "Babe I don't think some of my new jeans like me…"
Guy: "Girl you know you're Crustworthy"
Girl: " Aw Thanks Baby! You know I can show how Crustworthy I am in bed tonight"
Example 2
Tom: "Hey you going to call our bro Perry?"
Tim: "Ya dude, don't you know I'm Crustworthy"
Example 3
Cassi: "Kayla?"
Kayla: "What's wrong?"
Cassi: "Nothing, but Thanks for being a Crustworthy friend"
Kayla: "NP, BFF! #Crustworthy #BFF #Sayingthingsthatarehashtaggedoutloud"
Guy: "Girl you know you're Crustworthy"
Girl: " Aw Thanks Baby! You know I can show how Crustworthy I am in bed tonight"
Example 2
Tom: "Hey you going to call our bro Perry?"
Tim: "Ya dude, don't you know I'm Crustworthy"
Example 3
Cassi: "Kayla?"
Kayla: "What's wrong?"
Cassi: "Nothing, but Thanks for being a Crustworthy friend"
Kayla: "NP, BFF! #Crustworthy #BFF #Sayingthingsthatarehashtaggedoutloud"
Crustworthy by Cor-Pie October 10, 2014
Crustwood
When you finish jerking off and get cum all over your dick and don't clean it off so your wood gets crusty. Hence the term crustwood.
Crustwood by EatThatPussy448 July 6, 2017
@lawliets.crustysocks
Hot sexy mf tiktoker
-Lawliet Stan
-ban Stan
-killua Stan ( a normal one)
Light hater and hisoka hater🤮🤮
-Lawliet Stan
-ban Stan
-killua Stan ( a normal one)
Light hater and hisoka hater🤮🤮
r/n : wait how are you so hot??
y/n: because I’m a fan of @lawliets.crustysocks!!
r/n:REALLY LET MAKE OUT!
y/n: because I’m a fan of @lawliets.crustysocks!!
r/n:REALLY LET MAKE OUT!
@lawliets.crustysocks by Your anonymous lover in hiding March 9, 2021
crustyoongie
crustyoongie by .feljx December 20, 2020
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
Whale
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.