Crustwood
When you finish jerking off and get cum all over your dick and don't clean it off so your wood gets crusty. Hence the term crustwood.
Crustwood by EatThatPussy448 July 6, 2017
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Crestwood
A neighborhood in Yonkers, New York. Thought of by Yonkersites as being its own "stuck-up town", Crestwood chooses not to identify with the rest of Yonkers. It is entirely residential, middle to upper-middle class, and to compound their sense of being separate from Yonkers, it shares a zip code (10707) with the neighboring town of Tuckahoe.
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Crustworthy
1. When Someone is as Good as a Bread Crust that you would eat
And/or
2. Someone who you Trust will be good most of the time, like a good bread crust
And/or
2. Someone who you Trust will be good most of the time, like a good bread crust
Girl: "Babe I don't think some of my new jeans like me…"
Guy: "Girl you know you're Crustworthy"
Girl: " Aw Thanks Baby! You know I can show how Crustworthy I am in bed tonight"
Example 2
Tom: "Hey you going to call our bro Perry?"
Tim: "Ya dude, don't you know I'm Crustworthy"
Example 3
Cassi: "Kayla?"
Kayla: "What's wrong?"
Cassi: "Nothing, but Thanks for being a Crustworthy friend"
Kayla: "NP, BFF! #Crustworthy #BFF #Sayingthingsthatarehashtaggedoutloud"
Guy: "Girl you know you're Crustworthy"
Girl: " Aw Thanks Baby! You know I can show how Crustworthy I am in bed tonight"
Example 2
Tom: "Hey you going to call our bro Perry?"
Tim: "Ya dude, don't you know I'm Crustworthy"
Example 3
Cassi: "Kayla?"
Kayla: "What's wrong?"
Cassi: "Nothing, but Thanks for being a Crustworthy friend"
Kayla: "NP, BFF! #Crustworthy #BFF #Sayingthingsthatarehashtaggedoutloud"
Crustworthy by Cor-Pie October 10, 2014
Crestwood
Crestwood by Dentyheadd April 9, 2017
Crestwood
A town that is technically sitauted in Yonkers. This is a fact that most people in the town will never let you live down. EVER. When in actuallity, the "town" section of it, or where stores are located, are in Eastchester and Tuckahoe. Most of the uper-middle class Irish kids think they are hard because they technically are part of Yonkers. Meanwhile, they aer comforted in their extremley lavish homes but still can't help but yell thinkgs like "C-WOOOOOOOOOODDDDDD!!!!!!!" To some it up simply, the train station is refered to as Crestwood/Eastchester when arriving at the platform.
Irish Kid 1: We are soooooo hard cuz like Mary J. Blige and DMX grew up in our town! What do you have, bitch?
Intelligent Person: Actually, they did not. They grew up in Yonkers. You grow up in Crestwood, secluded from all other towns. You don't even belong to anything.
Intelligent Person: Actually, they did not. They grew up in Yonkers. You grow up in Crestwood, secluded from all other towns. You don't even belong to anything.
Crestwood by notcrestwoodgay June 26, 2009
Crestwood Community School
A school located in Eastleigh.
Quite a few people who go there think they are roadmen and running ends like its Croydon, but depending on who you are it might be alright. If you read the dictionary on a daily basis and know everything then just go here, if you are weird don't bother. Don't wear Fresh White Air Forces to the school because they'll be a different colour at the end of the day. Some people are a bit annoying but lets not snitch on them.
Quite a few people who go there think they are roadmen and running ends like its Croydon, but depending on who you are it might be alright. If you read the dictionary on a daily basis and know everything then just go here, if you are weird don't bother. Don't wear Fresh White Air Forces to the school because they'll be a different colour at the end of the day. Some people are a bit annoying but lets not snitch on them.
Crestwood Community School by Bella Poarch November 13, 2020
Crustlord
Crustlord by Totalbangerman May 24, 2018
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TLDU
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Salad Days
green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
board chow
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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