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Crustwood

When you finish jerking off and get cum all over your dick and don't clean it off so your wood gets crusty. Hence the term crustwood.
I had a terrible case of Crustwood when I woke up because I forgot my rag.
by EatThatPussy448 July 6, 2017
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Crestwood

A neighborhood in Yonkers, New York. Thought of by Yonkersites as being its own "stuck-up town", Crestwood chooses not to identify with the rest of Yonkers. It is entirely residential, middle to upper-middle class, and to compound their sense of being separate from Yonkers, it shares a zip code (10707) with the neighboring town of Tuckahoe.
Crestwood is the northeasternmost section of Yonkers, bound by the Yonkers city line and by Scarsdale Road, Crisfield Street, and Central Avenue. (plus maybe a couple of blocks over those boundaries.)
by YO Man July 7, 2004
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Crustworthy

1. When Someone is as Good as a Bread Crust that you would eat

And/or

2. Someone who you Trust will be good most of the time, like a good bread crust
Girl: "Babe I don't think some of my new jeans like me…"

Guy: "Girl you know you're Crustworthy"

Girl: " Aw Thanks Baby! You know I can show how Crustworthy I am in bed tonight"

Example 2

Tom: "Hey you going to call our bro Perry?"

Tim: "Ya dude, don't you know I'm Crustworthy"

Example 3

Cassi: "Kayla?"

Kayla: "What's wrong?"

Cassi: "Nothing, but Thanks for being a Crustworthy friend"

Kayla: "NP, BFF! #Crustworthy #BFF #Sayingthingsthatarehashtaggedoutloud"
by Cor-Pie October 10, 2014
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Crestwood

A small ass white town that isnt legally a town. Kids go to get fucked up in crestwood.
You going to crestwood tonight?
by Dentyheadd April 9, 2017
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Crestwood

A town that is technically sitauted in Yonkers. This is a fact that most people in the town will never let you live down. EVER. When in actuallity, the "town" section of it, or where stores are located, are in Eastchester and Tuckahoe. Most of the uper-middle class Irish kids think they are hard because they technically are part of Yonkers. Meanwhile, they aer comforted in their extremley lavish homes but still can't help but yell thinkgs like "C-WOOOOOOOOOODDDDDD!!!!!!!" To some it up simply, the train station is refered to as Crestwood/Eastchester when arriving at the platform.
Irish Kid 1: We are soooooo hard cuz like Mary J. Blige and DMX grew up in our town! What do you have, bitch?

Intelligent Person: Actually, they did not. They grew up in Yonkers. You grow up in Crestwood, secluded from all other towns. You don't even belong to anything.
by notcrestwoodgay June 26, 2009
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Crestwood Community School

A school located in Eastleigh.

Quite a few people who go there think they are roadmen and running ends like its Croydon, but depending on who you are it might be alright. If you read the dictionary on a daily basis and know everything then just go here, if you are weird don't bother. Don't wear Fresh White Air Forces to the school because they'll be a different colour at the end of the day. Some people are a bit annoying but lets not snitch on them.
by Bella Poarch November 13, 2020
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Crustlord

Person who has extremely no taste in style, normally wearing a fedora.
Bro what’s with that guy with the the fedora?”

“Oh the Crustlord?”
by Totalbangerman May 24, 2018
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