Crustwood

When you finish jerking off and get cum all over your dick and don't clean it off so your wood gets crusty. Hence the term crustwood.

I had a terrible case of Crustwood when I woke up because I forgot my rag.

by EatThatPussy448 July 06, 2017

Whitecliff

When a group of saggy naggy old men get together in a room. All the men are hard so they place a towel over all there dicks, and make it look like a mountain range.

I made the mistake of walking into my grandpas house while he was doing the whitecliff.

by EatThatPussy448 June 24, 2017