2 definitions by EatThatPussy448

Whitecliff

When a group of saggy naggy old men get together in a room. All the men are hard so they place a towel over all there dicks, and make it look like a mountain range.

I made the mistake of walking into my grandpas house while he was doing the whitecliff.

by EatThatPussy448 June 25, 2017

Crustwood

When you finish jerking off and get cum all over your dick and don't clean it off so your wood gets crusty. Hence the term crustwood.

I had a terrible case of Crustwood when I woke up because I forgot my rag.

by EatThatPussy448 July 7, 2017