crusee
crusee by hellamuffinyee January 9, 2011
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Lake House Can Crusher
Wall mounted tool used to press aluminum beverage vessels down into hockey puck sized waste. This comes in handy, especially when kocking back a box of beers and telling awesome baseball stories, while up at the Lake for the weekend to conserve trash space. These versital crushed cans can be skipped across the lake, chucked at passing skateboard punks, or even driven to Michigan to help fuel their evaporating ecomony. The Lake House Can Crusher is an essential piece of equipment for anyone who needs to display their Big Guy Energy in an eco-friendly way.
TT: Hey Bro, can you grab me another BL while you are up on the porch?
BK: You got it Buddy! Why don't you hand me those six empties under your bag chair so i can run them through the Lake House Can Crusher while I am up there.
TT: Perfect Bro! I have a meeting in Michigan this week and I can drag that bag of cans with me to cover the cost of a few bar pretzels.
BK: You got it Buddy! Why don't you hand me those six empties under your bag chair so i can run them through the Lake House Can Crusher while I am up there.
TT: Perfect Bro! I have a meeting in Michigan this week and I can drag that bag of cans with me to cover the cost of a few bar pretzels.
Lake House Can Crusher by Falcon Thunder Fist August 11, 2021
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Can Crusher
A professional fighter in the sports of boxing or MMA who fights a lot of low level competition who fans refer to disparagingly as soda cans.
We'll see how solid his wrestling is in his first UFC fight. He hasn't fought anyone with the skills to test him yet. Dude is a Can Crusher!
Can Crusher by BrigsCali September 9, 2019
dont tax my gig so hard-core, cruster.
mr morgan, if your all edged cuz im wheezin off your grindage, just chill cuz if i had the whole brady bunch thing happenin at my pad, id go grind over there. so DONT TAX MY GIG SO HARD-CORE, CRUSTER!
dont tax my gig so hard-core, cruster. by cibyl June 18, 2003
Gusher Crusher
The act of sticking Gushers into your partner's anus, having them clench hard enough to burst the gushers open, then sucking the gusher goo from their cornhole
Amanda: "Justin gave me a Gusher Crusher last night. I gotta say, it was pretty fun"
Laurel: "I just love giving my boyfriend Gusher Crusher's, Watermelon blast is my favourite!"
Laurel: "I just love giving my boyfriend Gusher Crusher's, Watermelon blast is my favourite!"
Gusher Crusher by FuelWaster January 6, 2019
The Crusher
The most awesome girl in the world, and she has MAGICAL HAIR! She has many feats, such as defeating the notorious Bunny Not Funny scream. She has an AWESOME brother, JCPenney. Yeah, they're SO awesome.
Note: This is NOT the Crusher from 'Blaze and the Monster Machines'
And remember folks, "May The Crusher be with you!!" right_facing_fistraised_hand
Note: This is NOT the Crusher from 'Blaze and the Monster Machines'
And remember folks, "May The Crusher be with you!!" right_facing_fistraised_hand
Person: "AHHH! Bunny's terrorizing me!"
The Crusher: "Do not fret! The Crusher has come to save the day!"
Person: "but you're a girl-"
The Crusher: "DOES THAT MATTER HUH"
*Hurls forward and punches Bunny to the ceiling"
The Crusher: "How's that for a girl?"
Person: "Thank you! How could I repay you?"
The Crusher: "DON'T WATCH BLAZE AND THE MONSTER MACHINES!"
Person: "Aww, but I like that show!"
The Crusher: yeets person two off a cliff
The Crusher: "Do not fret! The Crusher has come to save the day!"
Person: "but you're a girl-"
The Crusher: "DOES THAT MATTER HUH"
*Hurls forward and punches Bunny to the ceiling"
The Crusher: "How's that for a girl?"
Person: "Thank you! How could I repay you?"
The Crusher: "DON'T WATCH BLAZE AND THE MONSTER MACHINES!"
Person: "Aww, but I like that show!"
The Crusher: yeets person two off a cliff
The Crusher by BunnyNotFunnyCrusherForLife November 8, 2021
Jones Crusher
A girl who grinds down on your dick so hard while she's riding you that you get chaffed and sore. Originally from a Frank Zappa song.
1) That girl I banged last night was a Jones Crusher. My dick was so raw when I woke up it had scabs growing on it.
2) She's a Jones Crusher, Jones Crusher; Deadly jaws, better get the gauze...
2) She's a Jones Crusher, Jones Crusher; Deadly jaws, better get the gauze...
Jones Crusher by fishymonger February 21, 2011
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Literally 1984
Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.
Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.
Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.
Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!
--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Bob: Literally 1984!
--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
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Back when I lived in upstate new york
A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010
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TLDU
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.
Me: Woah! TLDU!
Me: Woah! TLDU!
Salad Days
green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026
age gate
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.