The Crusher

The most awesome girl in the world, and she has MAGICAL HAIR! She has many feats, such as defeating the notorious Bunny Not Funny scream. She has an AWESOME brother, JCPenney. Yeah, they're SO awesome.

Note: This is NOT the Crusher from 'Blaze and the Monster Machines'
And remember folks, "May The Crusher be with you!!" right_facing_fistraised_hand

Person: "AHHH! Bunny's terrorizing me!"
The Crusher: "Do not fret! The Crusher has come to save the day!"
Person: "but you're a girl-"
The Crusher: "DOES THAT MATTER HUH"
*Hurls forward and punches Bunny to the ceiling"
The Crusher: "How's that for a girl?"
Person: "Thank you! How could I repay you?"
The Crusher: "DON'T WATCH BLAZE AND THE MONSTER MACHINES!"
Person: "Aww, but I like that show!"
The Crusher: yeets person two off a cliff

by BunnyNotFunnyCrusherForLife November 8, 2021

The Crusher

A crap so huge and compact it leaves your hole sore for life and obliterates your toilet.

"Relase The Crusher!"

by it the crusher November 17, 2004

Crusher

An individual who sees a task and takes it upon themselves to accomplish it with such style, grace, and supreme capability that it makes your head explode with admiration.

There was a ton of work until the crusher got here.

by tresgatos February 6, 2018

Crusher

A 24oz can of beer of malt liquor

May or may not be found within a crinkled brown paper bag.

"Hey bro, if you're going to the store for papers, pick me up a crusher of Colt 45!"

by They call me K-Dub May 31, 2009

crusher

a girl who is saying 'i love you' one minute and sack-tapping you the next.

my best friend michelle

by kamikaze.soul July 27, 2004

Crusher

One that will decimate the opposition with revolutionary love. A holy terror in a floor fight.

Yo, did you see Crusher at that wicked floor fight in Newark? He decimated!

Nah, it was all theatrics...he just did the dirty work for that new one sitting on the presiding committee.

by Crusher2009 February 21, 2009

Crusher

Crusher, 19th century new york slang for the police.

see also;

rozza
pigs
the filth
copper

ya hear? mcgloin, the dirty pigeon, has become a crusher.

by meniven December 12, 2003