crunkatize 

To make a person and or thing (such as a party or an article of clothing) that was formally uncrunk, crunk.

Example 1:Jenna: Like, ohmigod. Did you go to Cornelious's party last night?

Frank: No. What happened?

Jenna: I'll tell you what happened. It was totally boring and all messed up. But then Rachel and Cynthia came and they totally crunkatized it.

Example 2: Crunkatize me, Cap'n!

crunkatize by Carroll & Carroll October 7, 2008

Crunchatize me cap'n! 

when a girl says this aboard a ship, you, as the captain of the ship must gather every seamen aboard and have them stand around her in a circle and simultaneously nut on her causing her skin to eventually be crunchy from all the cum

hot girl: "crunchatize me cap'n!"
captain: "iv'e been waiting my whole life for this moment"

Crunchatize me cap'n! by happycaptain September 18, 2020

Crunkafied 

To get Crunk. The nirvana of Crunk. The most Crunk you can possibly be.

Yo homie. You was gettin crunkafied at at dat gay pride parade!

Crunkafied by Steve November 4, 2003

Crunchatize 

When a food item is prepared way too crunchy, toasted, or in any way too jagged for your mouth to handle. The result of eating anything crunchatized is akin to chewing bubble gum, if that bubble gum was made of razor blades and despair. The flurry of micro-lacerations are just bearable enough to foolishly finish the meal, but not enough to avoid regret and anguish for the rest of the day. Your mouth WILL sting, ache, and spite you for the rest of the day.

Avoid crunchatized edibles at all costs.

Cap'n: "Would you like your sandwich toasted?"
Me: "Just a little bit, don't crunchatize that shit! Not again... Never again..."

Crunchatize by D-Hern February 20, 2012

crunkatized

1. When a person, object, etc., is supernatrual in flavor, style, ambieance.

2. The act of getting EXTRA Crunk at a social event, or area and not give a 'Fu..'.

1. GOTdam fooo, the rims on that Cadi are CRUNKATIZED.

2. Dawg, last night I was at Boo Boo's crib and got CRUNKATIZED.

crunkatized by James McLendon August 12, 2006

chunkalize 

When you let a liquid spoil and it gets chunky.

Uh oh, my tea chunkalized!

chunkalize by sir peepee poopoo April 2, 2022

Crunchatize Me Captain

The phrase for requesting that an uncircumcised man peels back his hood and slaps you in the face with his smagma covered wiener.

"Derek, crunchatize me captain!"

"Last night I got crunchatized by the captain!"

Crunchatize Me Captain by Evana, J-dawg, Casper, Grimmer September 30, 2011