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Crummie
Crummie by Biggodderz January 11, 2025
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crummie • Crummier • crummie cummies • crummy • cummie • Crumming • crammies • Crummed • Crummin • CUmmie Bear
crummie cummies
When you forget a condom and use an empty ziplock bag from lunch that was filled with cookies instead.
crummie cummies by The Cookie_monster October 24, 2020
daddy's cummies
The often sought-after fluid excreted from a father figure's penis. It is a rare commodity and must be treated as such.
"I want daddy's cummies or I'm going to lose it!"
"I was kidnapped by an older gentleman and held in his basement for weeks. I had to survive solely on daddy's cummies."
"I was kidnapped by an older gentleman and held in his basement for weeks. I had to survive solely on daddy's cummies."
daddy's cummies by Serious Chris February 3, 2017
spill the cummies
spill the cummies by spillthecummies1381 August 27, 2021
cummies
cummies by Translucentstar October 15, 2015
Cummies
Cummies by The_Meme_Teme November 7, 2014
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Ratfucker
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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