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Receiving a large assignment from a colleague after 12:00pm on a Friday that ruins your weekend.
Allan was scheduled to meet some chicks at the local speak easy after work but he got crummed by that bitch in the corner office.
Crummed by Mike Honcho's Dad July 29, 2013
Words you can keep
When someone steals loyalty points from you.
I paid for everyone's breakfast and he crummed my loyalty points off me!
Crummed by Jupback July 8, 2020
Doing half a job or not doing a job properly.
Why isn't this working properly? It's likely the engineer crummed it.
Crummed by Jupback July 8, 2020

crummed the play

In "con speak" its what happens when someone accidentally speaks out of turn and ruins the gameplan.
I was going to sneak out early and go over to Donna's but she crummed the play when she told all the guys I'd rather be with her on our poker night.
crummed the play by Gimbo is all in. February 25, 2008

crummed sausage 

Where and male and a female are having sex on either a sandy beach or a sand bank, where the males penis is crummed in sand.
oh Ray, your penis is all sandy, youve got a crummed sausage
crummed sausage by Shanelle January 29, 2006
When one mistakenly or intentionally blows their load inside of a vagina.
I cummed her. she almost got pregnant but luckily I used the spell 'fetus deletus'.
Cummed by Sunman666 September 20, 2018
Bad-tempered or irritable. Northern expression from the Rochdale/Littleborough area.
"What's with his face he looks crammed" "Cheer up crammed arse" .
Crammed by Beatz73 November 29, 2017
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