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to do something fucked up, messed up to someone, to do something mean.
"Damn, that was crudy wat yuh did to her."
crudy by Airree December 22, 2008
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con crud 

Illnesses which are spread around at science fiction and furry conventions due to the large numbers of people who gather and interact in one confined place. Lack of sleep, drama, stress, travel, and post con depression may also depress the immune system, contributing to con crud.
That was an awesome con I attended, pitty I caught a nasty case of con crud.
con crud by Lutria Wolfe January 11, 2009
Word of the Day on December 21, 2024
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galloping crud 

A particularly nasty, crusty, fast advancing rash or skin eruption. For some reason it appears to strike only chrome-plated, 360 degree assholes, while leaving the virtuous unscathed. By so doing, it restores ones faith in the mysteries of life.
Alarmed Fellow:"Don't sit in that chair---Mayson just got up from there, and he has the galloping crud!"
Unconcerned Grand Guy:"Don't worry--Mayson's a dirt-bag, but I have my aura of righteousness to protect me."
galloping crud by Kieran Le Petomaine November 20, 2006

crud vapors 

Scotland's words for poo gas
"What do they call poo gas in Scotland?"
"Crud Vapors."
crud vapors by Sandwich Sam November 20, 2006
The cotton from the end of a q-tip previously used for filtering black tar heroin and other drugs.
"Hey Jim!" "Let me get that crusty old crudtit so i can wash it and shoot that shit up!"

"Bro FUCK! I've lost my last crudtit and I dont have any smack!"
Crudtit by TRVPHLPPY April 6, 2017
Ando crudo por la borrachera de anoche.
Ella anda cruda por estar chupando mucho.

Crudo by fr3sa April 25, 2007

Crudest row

The row on the periodic table that you rip off and roll into a blunt and smoke it like an OG. Often used by dope chemistry teachers.
When we walked into chemistry class, we caught our teacher smoking the crudest row.
Crudest row by Lil’Fish March 10, 2015
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

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