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con crud 

Illnesses which are spread around at science fiction and furry conventions due to the large numbers of people who gather and interact in one confined place. Lack of sleep, drama, stress, travel, and post con depression may also depress the immune system, contributing to con crud.
That was an awesome con I attended, pitty I caught a nasty case of con crud.
con crud by Lutria Wolfe January 11, 2009
Word of the Day on December 21, 2024
Related Words
crudy • crud • cruddy • crude • Cruddle • crudge • Cruddie • crudite • crudball • chudy

galloping crud 

A particularly nasty, crusty, fast advancing rash or skin eruption. For some reason it appears to strike only chrome-plated, 360 degree assholes, while leaving the virtuous unscathed. By so doing, it restores ones faith in the mysteries of life.
Alarmed Fellow:"Don't sit in that chair---Mayson just got up from there, and he has the galloping crud!"
Unconcerned Grand Guy:"Don't worry--Mayson's a dirt-bag, but I have my aura of righteousness to protect me."
galloping crud by Kieran Le Petomaine November 20, 2006

crud vapors 

Scotland's words for poo gas
"What do they call poo gas in Scotland?"
"Crud Vapors."
crud vapors by Sandwich Sam November 20, 2006
The cotton from the end of a q-tip previously used for filtering black tar heroin and other drugs.
"Hey Jim!" "Let me get that crusty old crudtit so i can wash it and shoot that shit up!"

"Bro FUCK! I've lost my last crudtit and I dont have any smack!"
Crudtit by TRVPHLPPY April 6, 2017
Ando crudo por la borrachera de anoche.
Ella anda cruda por estar chupando mucho.
Crudo by fr3sa April 25, 2007

Crudest row

The row on the periodic table that you rip off and roll into a blunt and smoke it like an OG. Often used by dope chemistry teachers.
When we walked into chemistry class, we caught our teacher smoking the crudest row.
Crudest row by Lil’Fish March 10, 2015
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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