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The cotton from the end of a q-tip previously used for filtering black tar heroin and other drugs.
"Hey Jim!" "Let me get that crusty old crudtit so i can wash it and shoot that shit up!"

"Bro FUCK! I've lost my last crudtit and I dont have any smack!"
Crudtit by TRVPHLPPY April 6, 2017
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A French word used to refer to raw vegetables arranged in a platter. Typically served with dip.

Something Dr. Oz likes to purchase ingredients for at Wegmans (not Wegners)
Dr Oz: “ Guys that’s $20 for crudité and this doesn’t include the tequila

Dr Oz: “ I could really go for some crudite right now”
Crudite by bss120 August 19, 2022
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crustits 

To ejaculate on your sleeping girlfriend's breats so that when she wakes up in the morning she has a bad case of crustits
Yo man, my girlfriend had amazing crustits this morning
crustits by Jessie Franklin December 9, 2008
Crudity. Cruel and inhumane nudity. Generally nudity not intended for the faint of heart.
- "Oprah has just done a spread for the newest Playboy issue"
- "Oh snap, crudity!"
crudity by Le Vis. December 30, 2010
carrots, celery, brocoflower and other related veggies offered as an appetizer/hors d'oerves and preferably served by a hebe or homo.
Would you care for any crudite today Miss?
crudite by Lara/Hebe March 28, 2007

Crudites 

The go to snack for the average Pennsylvania steel mill worker. According to Dr. Oz.
"The price of Crudites at Wegner's is outrageous! $20 for broccoli, raw asparagus, carrots, guacamole, and salsa. That's not include the tequila."
Crudites by Dr.monkey MD August 17, 2022

clearwater crudites 

The small pieces of organic debris that somehow miraculously survive in the bowl after you flush the toilet.
"Man, did you flush? Those clearwater crudites are back again"
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him
friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
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endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.
I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.
endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026
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A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.
Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”
caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026
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