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Crudite
A French word used to refer to raw vegetables arranged in a platter. Typically served with dip.
Something Dr. Oz likes to purchase ingredients for at Wegmans (not Wegners)
Something Dr. Oz likes to purchase ingredients for at Wegmans (not Wegners)
Dr Oz: “ Guys that’s $20 for crudité and this doesn’t include the tequila”
Dr Oz: “ I could really go for some crudite right now”
Dr Oz: “ I could really go for some crudite right now”
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crustits
To ejaculate on your sleeping girlfriend's breats so that when she wakes up in the morning she has a bad case of crustits
crustits by Jessie Franklin December 9, 2008
Crudites
"The price of Crudites at Wegner's is outrageous! $20 for broccoli, raw asparagus, carrots, guacamole, and salsa. That's not include the tequila."
Crudites by Dr.monkey MD August 17, 2022
clearwater crudites
The small pieces of organic debris that somehow miraculously survive in the bowl after you flush the toilet.
clearwater crudites by Urban Doofus June 19, 2005
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Ratfucker
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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proper lad
proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018
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