Crudge

The act of gingerly crouching over one's significant other, parting the buttflaps and sharting on the crown of their head while playing Candy Crush.

"Dude I totally crudged Nate last Night. It was a mess, I needed so much bleach. But at least I beat three levels."

Crudge by Brian Badonde94 March 27, 2017

Crudge

a feeble boy who is generally "uncool"

"get out of my way you f**king crudge"

Crudge by soupeter February 3, 2009

crudge

to hog a joint or to generally be stingy.

" i wish you'd stop crudging me out and pass the spliff. "
" pass the joint you crudge."

crudge by Messy101 February 13, 2008

crudge

jockstrap

"hoisted out the crudge"

crudge by noixz January 14, 2009

crudge

a huge tit or nipple

That chick had a huge crudge!

crudge by Tyler Niles January 13, 2008

Crudge

A despotic public official appointed to decide cases in a court of law using bias and financial reason as their own personification of justice. A judge that rules within a budget of an estimate of income and expenditure for a set period of time thus becoming a danger to the community. A judge who is considered corrupt.

The family court appointed judge was not an impartial referee , she was a crudge.

Crudge by Lady Themis October 19, 2021

Crudge

Corrupt judge

The judge was not honorable , the judge was a crudge.

Crudge by Lady Themis October 19, 2021