croutonag 

A derogatory term for unattractive online gamers

Bounty is a god damn croutonag.

croutonag by Reefie July 21, 2008

croutons

small pieces of fried or toasted bread added to soup

When recycled sewage is added to your water supply, you no longer need to add croutons to your soup.

croutons by yorrick hunt January 11, 2009

Croutoning 

Croutoning (verb) is used to describe someone who uses their higher authority to silence any opinions or opposite views - including innocent jokes - that they do not agree with. This can range from being fired due to a higher up not agreeing with you all the way down to being banned from an online server because you like a different type of cake. Usually, people who Crouton regularly end up reverting the silencing and claim that the action was a 'joke', then proceed to do the same action three minutes later.

People who Crouton also regularly jump to conclusions about conversations, and not let anyone else speak but themselves.

Croutoning can also be used as a noun (Crouton) for situations where you are describing their actions. The word 'Croutoning' comes from how croutons are very weak and fragile.

Kyle: "Hey I just got banned from the Discord server for disagreeing with the moderator!"
Jeremy: "Don't worry, he's only Croutoning right now."
Kyle: "What a twat."

or

"That blog owner's really acting like a Crouton right now."

Croutoning by ondi December 8, 2021

Music Crouton 

A person who only sticks to listening to one type of music and is reluctant to anything new therefore their taste is stale.....like a crouton.

Dude #1 "Hey Man have you heard the new Drake?!"
Dude #2 "Drake's a FAAAAG!!! Sabbath rules!!"
Dude"1 "You're such a Music Crouton!"

Music Crouton by will bitten May 2, 2018

Rectal Crouton 

A small evasive piece of shit on a gorgeous womans ass. Often found complimenting a tossed salad.

Dude, she was so fine I went down to toss her salad and found a few rectal croutons

Rectal Crouton by hacaasastfu March 1, 2005

Wine Crouton 

The cruddy sediment left at the bottom of a red wine bottle.

yo I almost swallowed the freaking wine crouton!?

Wine Crouton by Wine Crouton January 29, 2015

Water Croutons 

Like bread which is hard then given a fancy name: croutons.
Water which is hard (ice), then given a fancy name: Water Croutons.

"I'll have the soup du jour; Whiskey and Water Croutons"

Water Croutons by BrianWoolsey March 3, 2019