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en croute 

a 'fruit', queer, gay, effeminate in a slightly affected way
You could tell by his silly high-pitched voice and skinny jeans that he was yet another en croute hipster
en croute by oops! December 11, 2013

Enleve ta croute je swingue dans le pus 

Take your scab out, I'll fuck in the pus!
Alawanda, enleve ta croute je swingue dans le pus!

crofter's 

The only jelly I'll put in my belly
Person A : What's the best jelly brand?

Person B : Crofter's

Person C : Smuckers?

Person B : F A L S E H O O D

Kick Croutch 

An action used very heavily in the Sims 4 "Extreme Violence" mod. This action's spelling was corrected to "Kick Crotch" in 2020 and is well-known for being utterly abused by anyone who uses the Extreme Violence mod.
Vargskelethor: "What's this? "Kick Croutch?"
small pieces of fried or toasted bread added to soup
When recycled sewage is added to your water supply, you no longer need to add croutons to your soup.
croutons by yorrick hunt January 11, 2009

Daniel Crofter Effect 

An effect in science discovered by Daniel Crofter where 2 objects have certain interactions with each other. These interactions can be a variety of different things. Many values of objects can change based on the Daniel Crofter Effect.
"Hey have you heard of the Daniel Crofter Effect." - guy 1
"Yeah don't they teach it in middle school?" - guy 2
"Yeah they do." - guy 1