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Someone who tries to block yo clout from shining through.
"Yo, Nick is such a clouter."
Clouter by Vanilla Water April 20, 2018
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Clouter is a person who has lots of clout. Typically plays Australian Minecraft servers and completely destroys the competition.
Bro that kid is like Clouter he's popping off.

Damn your right he's popping off like Clouter

Yeah but he'll never beat the real Clouter
Clouter by Not Clouter January 10, 2021

colon-clouter 

A colon-clouter is a homosexual man who likes to put his penis inside the rectum of other homosexual men for the purpose of sexual pleasure.

It is the number one cause of shitty semen.
"Check out than man over there in that tight tank top, dancing in that gay bar with those other men. I bet he's a right colon-clouter."
colon-clouter by radash November 7, 2009
couter by Paul Dana December 29, 2003

Cloutier 

How's she so classy at clout chasing , she must be a Cloutier
Cloutier by Hehe Jackson July 23, 2019

clouster 

a fool, an eejit, a gobshite, or a clusterfuck
That Anto lad is some clouster
clouster by Anky33 February 16, 2013
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"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

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"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
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