crotchney

a very smelly girl. relative to the smell of dirty reproductive organs. usually associated with various STDs and applying Gogurt to vital organs.

Shit Dude! i wouldnt have bought her a three hole puncher if i knew she was going to go all Crotchney on me!

Person one: whats that dreadful odor?
Person two: the effin Crotchney across the effin room.

Could you pass the crotchney?
no way, im not touching that.

by Hiddledrucken August 12, 2006

Crotcheral vicinity

The area below the belly button and above the thighs

We’re you bleeding from your crotcheral vicinity?

by Jenaflowet March 18, 2022

crotchnugget

A baby; a deragatory term.
Possibly derived from the fact that babies are not very big and come from a woman's crotch.

"Some people think nothing is more important than their own fucking crotchnugget."

by gluedmfo July 20, 2009

Crotcher

Anything that forms an angle (ex. tree branches, corners of a room, roofs of houses

"What degree crotcher is that?" "I'd say about 57"

by Speedy Eggbert September 29, 2019

Crotcheted

Becoming angry over something most people would ignore.

Getting unusually angry over something stupid.

That dude became crotcheted over a hair color he didn’t like.

One might ask what set his crotch ablaze or put his panties in a bunch but I much prefer asking what got him crotcheted.

by SpitFire4Truth September 18, 2020

crotchgear

A brand of sweatpants with humorous logos displayed over the crotch region where the humor is often based on innuendos and lightly crude sexual references.

Guy 1: "Was that a squirrel on that guys sweatpants?"
Guy 2: "Yeah man, its reaching for his nuts! It's one of the new crotchgear designs"

by drewreeper November 28, 2011

Crotchfester

An affectionate term for the Rochester, New York, area throughout the winter months.

Damn, a whiteout blizzard and a -11 degree windchill- just another day in the Crotchfester.

by Michael H Hauk December 22, 2008