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A brand of sweatpants with humorous logos displayed over the crotch region where the humor is often based on innuendos and lightly crude sexual references.
Guy 1: "Was that a squirrel on that guys sweatpants?"
Guy 2: "Yeah man, its reaching for his nuts! It's one of the new crotchgear designs"
Guy 2: "Yeah man, its reaching for his nuts! It's one of the new crotchgear designs"
by drewreeper November 28, 2011
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