crotchgear

A brand of sweatpants with humorous logos displayed over the crotch region where the humor is often based on innuendos and lightly crude sexual references.

Guy 1: "Was that a squirrel on that guys sweatpants?"
Guy 2: "Yeah man, its reaching for his nuts! It's one of the new crotchgear designs"

by drewreeper November 28, 2011

Crotcheral vicinity

The area below the belly button and above the thighs

We’re you bleeding from your crotcheral vicinity?

by Jenaflowet March 18, 2022

Crotcher

Anything that forms an angle (ex. tree branches, corners of a room, roofs of houses

"What degree crotcher is that?" "I'd say about 57"

by Speedy Eggbert September 29, 2019

crotchular

Of or pertaining to the region USUALLY housing the genitalia of humans.

He was kicked in his crotchular region.

by Alex Bae July 12, 2005

Holy Crotchgrab

A phrase used instead of "Oh my God!" or "Holy cow!" by Michael Jackson fans, as his most famous dance step was the crotchgrab.

D - S was with M last night.

R - HOLY CROTCHGRAB!

by SharikaDubai March 12, 2011

Crotchular region

This is the area in which your ballsack and penis live my dear Watson.

Jerry's ballsack was swollen and changing colors from being hit in his crotchular region with a baseball bat.

by UnlimitedInfinity May 27, 2009

Crotchular

Apparel that places emphasis on the groin region.

Often such apparel causes high-pitched voice, decreased motor function, and excessive fidgeting.

'These pants are rather crotchular, don't you agree?'

'Do you even want children? then get out of those crotchular pants and into some cotton boxers!'

by Nevo June 17, 2008