the one true master of dick, balls, and pussy.

he will make a man's balls explode with his 40,000 year old million-tongues blowjob technique, and melt a woman's mind with his 60,000 year old ancient olive-style cunnilingus technique.

fear him, worship him, it makes no difference. he will make all your sex parts feel like they were being touched for the first time all over again.
by BrowntonioBrown July 5, 2023
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