crotched

In a crowded situation, such as a bar, when two people try to make their way past eachother, accidentally rubbing their genitals against one another.

"Oh my God! I know this bar is crowded, but I've just been crotched by five different men tonight. I feel violated."

by PunkyBrookster March 5, 2013

crotched

When a person falls with a long object directly under him, and said long object impacts person in the crotch, causing extreme pain. Typically occurs to skateboarders.

Man, Bob crotched himself on that rail pretty bad.

by Psycho Bob March 3, 2003

Crotched

The action of food falling on, or caressing one's crotch before one shares that food with someone else or consumes it entirely.

Oh no! My (insert food name here) has been crotched!

No thanks, I don't want any, it's been crotched.

by Harmony_b April 21, 2009

crotched

When one passes a spliff once they have smoked it to the roach.

Here you go man. Sorry, I've crotched it a bit.

by L.Bizzle October 8, 2005

Crotched

Over enthusiastic "cavity search" between female prison inmates. Often used in combination with a massive fistful of butter.

Like when Denny crotched Shaz on Bad Girls innit. Savage.

by Coont March 2, 2011

crotched

when 1 person (typically male) runs full force into another person who is sitting down, thus hitting the person in the face with their crotch

i still cant believe i got crotched by a girl!

by emorexic December 26, 2007

Crotched

This is where a polevault noob jumps at the bar and gets one leg on each side. Thereby crushing his/her testes/lack-of-testes.

Pole vault veteran: "Dude the bar owned that kid"
Pole vault veteran 2: "Yeah man, he got crotched bad"
Pole vault veteran: "DAAAAAAMN!"

by idonotgotojudd June 2, 2009