Crotcher
Crotcher by Speedy Eggbert September 29, 2019
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Ashy Crotcher
An ashy crotcher is a basic unkempt, dry, dirty, scrawny white boy, most commonly found with a drug problem, no shirt, and baggy jeans or sweatpants which he is constantly grabbing the crotch of to either hold them up or to scratch himself. Or both. While looking you straight in the eye and talking about nonsense as if it's a normal thing.
"That ashy crotcher over at the gas station was trying to bum a smoke. I said nah man not today. Then he offered to sell me his aunt's microwave for 15 bucks so he could 'just get by'."
"My sister asked me to come pick her up at her boyfriend's house. I pull up and this ashy crotcher starts talking about how much he likes my car and how he's gonna get one like it next week when his disability check comes through"
"My sister asked me to come pick her up at her boyfriend's house. I pull up and this ashy crotcher starts talking about how much he likes my car and how he's gonna get one like it next week when his disability check comes through"
Ashy Crotcher by CelticThunder November 28, 2023
Crotcheral vicinity
Crotcheral vicinity by Jenaflowet March 18, 2022
Crotchfruit
"Madam, could you please find it in yourself to take some measures to keep your crotchfruit out of my yard?"
Crotchfruit by Uncle Jefs January 3, 2006
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