crotchji

Nickname given to the crotch of Benji Schwimmer from Fox's hit show "So You Think You Can Dance?"

Benji fangirl: Teh Crotchji is so hott!!!!!11 *squee*

by schwinger86 September 8, 2006

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Crotchfidence

Confidence stemming from the power held within one's crotch, often because of the largeness of one's trouserworm.

Wow, Matt Cameron of Soundgarden and Pearl Jam sure has lots of crotchfidence.

by elementary-son September 7, 2012

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Crotchkin

A napkin that was once tucked away in your crotch.

I got ketchup all over my new shirt... hurry, hand me that crotchkin!

by odedvard August 17, 2010

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crotchpit

The part where your leg meets your crotch and you build up a sweat line while exercising. Perhaps like an 'armpit' but for your crotch.

My crotchpit sweat is undeniable after that run. It looked like I peed.

by ISSEXY April 25, 2010

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Crotchcicle

What your penis turns into when exposed to temperatures below freezing.

Doctor: Can you tell me what happened sir?
Patient: Ahhhh! It hurts so badly!
Doctor: Calm down and just explain what happened to your penis, sir.
Patient: Carl, that douchebag, snapped off my crotchcicle!
Doctor: How did you get a crotchcicle in the first place?
Patient: Ummm... I was kind of... fucking a snowman.
Doctor: Ohhh, well that's understandable.

by Youreceivethehole7 August 19, 2009

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