Crotchcicle

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What your penis turns into when exposed to temperatures below freezing.

Doctor: Can you tell me what happened sir?
Patient: Ahhhh! It hurts so badly!
Doctor: Calm down and just explain what happened to your penis, sir.
Patient: Carl, that douchebag, snapped off my crotchcicle!
Doctor: How did you get a crotchcicle in the first place?
Patient: Ummm... I was kind of... fucking a snowman.
Doctor: Ohhh, well that's understandable.

Crotchcicle by Youreceivethehole7 August 19, 2009

Words you can keep

Sabertooth Crotchcricket

1. a slang term for pubic lice (see also crabs) 2. a term for any four legged insect that scares the piss out of your girlfriend or boyfriend.

That boy is always grabbing himself, he must have a serious case of the sabertooth crotchcrickets.

Sabertooth Crotchcricket by Ixy July 25, 2003

Sabertooth Crotchcricket

Another name for Pubic Lice or Crabs.
Or to insult someone who is extremely hairy or u just dont like!

DJ is a sabertooth crotchcricket

Sabertooth Crotchcricket by Mike Vaughan February 2, 2004

Crotchpickles

Word given to fillings that fall from a sandwich, burger or kebab on to your crotch / t-shirt. Usually the result of over stuffing. Also look at spillage

Mork : Look at the size of this burger it is huge.
Mindy : yeah but watch out for "crotchpickles"

Crotchpickles by Tim Barker November 27, 2007

Sabertooth Crotchcricket

possibly the most ridiculous word in the english language

dude i think my sabertooth crotchcrickets have migrated over to you trouserbrush garden

Sabertooth Crotchcricket by Daniel March 15, 2005

crotchcricket

see crotch cricket. a pubic louse, commonly called a crab. Used jokingly by medical personnel.

This guy complained about an itch down there, and when he pulled his pants down, they were jumpin' with crotchcrickets.

crotchcricket by Dr Crotchrot August 30, 2008

crotchicre

N; One who initiates the massacre of crotches.

V; The massacre of crotches.

"You are such a crotchicre, ya creeper!"
"Man, last night was like a crotchicre!"

crotchicre by Syrus October 6, 2006

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.

There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.

Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026

Word of the Day on September 10, 2026

Rammys

-Ramifications

-shorthand for the ramifications of actions

“Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”

Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023

Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.

Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.

Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009

Word of the Day on September 8, 2026

NARP

Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.

Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP

NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010

Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026