Crotchcicle 

What your penis turns into when exposed to temperatures below freezing.

Doctor: Can you tell me what happened sir?
Patient: Ahhhh! It hurts so badly!
Doctor: Calm down and just explain what happened to your penis, sir.
Patient: Carl, that douchebag, snapped off my crotchcicle!
Doctor: How did you get a crotchcicle in the first place?
Patient: Ummm... I was kind of... fucking a snowman.
Doctor: Ohhh, well that's understandable.

Crotchcicle by Youreceivethehole7 August 19, 2009

Sabertooth Crotchcricket 

1. a slang term for pubic lice (see also crabs) 2. a term for any four legged insect that scares the piss out of your girlfriend or boyfriend.

That boy is always grabbing himself, he must have a serious case of the sabertooth crotchcrickets.

Sabertooth Crotchcricket by Ixy July 25, 2003

Sabertooth Crotchcricket 

Another name for Pubic Lice or Crabs.
Or to insult someone who is extremely hairy or u just dont like!

DJ is a sabertooth crotchcricket

Sabertooth Crotchcricket by Mike Vaughan February 2, 2004

Crotchpickles 

Word given to fillings that fall from a sandwich, burger or kebab on to your crotch / t-shirt. Usually the result of over stuffing. Also look at spillage

Mork : Look at the size of this burger it is huge.
Mindy : yeah but watch out for "crotchpickles"

Crotchpickles by Tim Barker November 27, 2007

Sabertooth Crotchcricket 

possibly the most ridiculous word in the english language

dude i think my sabertooth crotchcrickets have migrated over to you trouserbrush garden

Sabertooth Crotchcricket by Daniel March 15, 2005

crotchcricket 

see crotch cricket. a pubic louse, commonly called a crab. Used jokingly by medical personnel.

This guy complained about an itch down there, and when he pulled his pants down, they were jumpin' with crotchcrickets.

crotchcricket by Dr Crotchrot August 30, 2008

crotchicre 

N; One who initiates the massacre of crotches.

V; The massacre of crotches.

"You are such a crotchicre, ya creeper!"
"Man, last night was like a crotchicre!"

crotchicre by Syrus October 6, 2006