crotchial
crotchial by Buttrocket June 2, 2011
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crotchial by ernie_the_monk May 19, 2010
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Crotchial
Crotchial by Suckmycrotchial November 21, 2022
Crotchwalking
Steve: Wow how'd you do that?!
Francine: This is me you're talking about the woman who once 'crotchwalked' an oven out of the 'Sears'.
Steve: Crotchwalking?
Francine: This is me you're talking about the woman who once 'crotchwalked' an oven out of the 'Sears'.
Steve: Crotchwalking?
Crotchwalking by The Jrr August 6, 2014
Crotcheral vicinity
Crotcheral vicinity by Jenaflowet March 18, 2022
Crotchability
One who has an irresistible tendency to draw another to the crotchal region.
Sometimes referred to as 'the C Factor.'
Sometimes referred to as 'the C Factor.'
"You are drawn to mine, and no one else seems to be. Does this diminish my crotchability?"
"You have an extreme crotchability. I can't seem to keep my hands off it."
"Alli defiantly has the C Factor going for her".
"You have an extreme crotchability. I can't seem to keep my hands off it."
"Alli defiantly has the C Factor going for her".
Crotchability by McGee Baxter 2012 November 6, 2010
Crotchcicle
Doctor: Can you tell me what happened sir?
Patient: Ahhhh! It hurts so badly!
Doctor: Calm down and just explain what happened to your penis, sir.
Patient: Carl, that douchebag, snapped off my crotchcicle!
Doctor: How did you get a crotchcicle in the first place?
Patient: Ummm... I was kind of... fucking a snowman.
Doctor: Ohhh, well that's understandable.
Patient: Ahhhh! It hurts so badly!
Doctor: Calm down and just explain what happened to your penis, sir.
Patient: Carl, that douchebag, snapped off my crotchcicle!
Doctor: How did you get a crotchcicle in the first place?
Patient: Ummm... I was kind of... fucking a snowman.
Doctor: Ohhh, well that's understandable.
Crotchcicle by Youreceivethehole7 August 19, 2009
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