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Crotchicorn 

A Unicorn in a guy’s pants. Magical, beautiful, and rare because it is one-of-a-kind.
You’ve never seen a boner like mine. It’s a magical, beautiful, and rare crotchicorn.
Crotchicorn by Pi74 September 11, 2018
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crotchicorn 

The infamous severed unicorn head duct taped and gorilla glued to someone's genitalia.
Look at how horny that crotchicorn is.
crotchicorn by imacactusstingray February 2, 2017

crotchicorn 

it’s a unicorn in your pants. Magical, beautiful, and rare because it is one-of-a-kind.
Here always had “crotchicorn” when his hot cousin was around.
crotchicorn by ChalcoRodney September 11, 2018

Crotchcorn. 

The bit(s) of popcorn that miss your mouth as you shovel it into your face while sitting in a darkened cinema and collect in your lap.
When the lights came up after the film finishe, I was astonished to find myself quite so covered in crotchcorn.
Crotchcorn. by thependlebaby January 11, 2014

Crocicorn 

A mythical creature that is simply a hybrid of a unicorn and a crocodile. Rare indeed.
Person 1: Woah, What is that thing?
Person 2: I think it’s a unicorn?
Person 1: Dude...it’s a Crocicorn!
Crocicorn by TakerofNecks July 12, 2018

Crotchcorn 

The popcorn that you inevitably drop onto your crotch during a movie that you will eat anyway.
Dude, stop eating all that crotchcorn, it's making me want to vomit.
Crotchcorn by somekidnamedian January 19, 2009

crotchicre 

N; One who initiates the massacre of crotches.

V; The massacre of crotches.
"You are such a crotchicre, ya creeper!"
"Man, last night was like a crotchicre!"
crotchicre by Syrus October 6, 2006
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026
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