crotchicorn

The infamous severed unicorn head duct taped and gorilla glued to someone's genitalia.

Look at how horny that crotchicorn is.

by imacactusstingray February 2, 2017

Crotchicorn

A Unicorn in a guy’s pants. Magical, beautiful, and rare because it is one-of-a-kind.

You’ve never seen a boner like mine. It’s a magical, beautiful, and rare crotchicorn.

by Pi74 September 11, 2018

crotchicorn

it’s a unicorn in your pants. Magical, beautiful, and rare because it is one-of-a-kind.

Here always had “crotchicorn” when his hot cousin was around.

by ChalcoRodney September 11, 2018