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crotchless 

A term similar to "dickless" in its usage, but more versatile, in that it can be used on both men and women. It implies that the person in question is "smooth in the front", like a Barbie Or Ken doll, and therefore lacking in sexual prowess. Also implies a certain level of uselessness, an inability to experience pleasure of any kind, and an accompanying willingness to spoil the pleasure of others.
"The party was going great until some people started getting naked and crotchless over there called the police. Who the fuck calls the cops on their own party?"
crotchless by The DLivR8R February 2, 2005
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crotchless 

Without the crotch, not less crotch.. no crotch at all.
Person 1: man! that guy doesnt have a crotch!!

Person 2: you mean hes crotchless..?

Person 1: yeah, crotchless
crotchless by William Mayoral March 20, 2005

crotchless chaps 

leather pants, without the crotch, allowing easy access to the sexual reproduction systems that we all love.

also used for easy access to the toilet.
MAN! I really wish I was wearing crotchless chaps right now!!

Lets do it, right now, good thing you are wearing your crotchless chaps!

DUDE! I have to take a really big shit! Where the hell are my crotchless chaps?!
crotchless chaps by Broaud June 14, 2008

crotchless panties 

Look at that girls pussy you can see it through her crotchless panties!!!
crotchless panties by Bubba Keen December 10, 2008

Crotchless bikini 

A bikini worn on some beaches and where a woman wants to show what a prime pussy she's got.
Look at Kathy in that crotchless bikini.
Crotchless bikini by Deep blue 2012 September 12, 2009

crotchless pantyhose

A kind of pantyhose a woman wears so she dosen't have to pull then down to get fucked.
crotchless pantyhose by Deep blue 2012 September 11, 2009

crotchless panty 

A panty(normally womans) that is missing the crotch area with the pussy is located
Ali: I like to wear a crotchless panty they allow my pussy to breathe and it allows men in there easier.
crotchless panty by weinthecrib13 November 15, 2007
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