crotchistic 

When something is so good, but it smells like crotch in the environment. It's also another way to say something was good, but somebody nearby stunk; specifically with the smell of crotch.

Last night was crotchistic.

crotchistic by Epiphiana September 7, 2013

crotchstache

Lack of manscaping. When a guy's private parts resemble a porn star's mustache from the 70's.

GF 1: "How was your date last night?"

GF2: "The date was fine until I found out he was sporting an epic crotchstache"

GF!: EWWWWWWWAH

crotchstache by jazzydiva August 3, 2011

Crotchtastic 

Used to describe a fantastic crotch.

David Bowie was crotchtastic in the Labyrinth!

Crotchtastic by The Cat Lady June 7, 2010

Crotchstacean 

A large group of mainly slippery sometimes slimy creatures that reside between a human females legs. Prone to drying out and becoming crusty of denied moisture. Commonly known as, Bearded Clam.

We better have sex right away, your crotchstacean feels a little dry.

Crotchstacean by cambo37 January 17, 2010

crotchticle 

when ur crotch tickles!

ewww my crotchticle is feel fun-e

crotchticle by Megan g & marabeth z March 4, 2005

crotchsicle 

The new slang for a tampon.

She went to the store to get crotchsicles because it was that time of the month

crotchsicle by Playground Monitor August 15, 2017

crotchitiest 

The superlative form of Crotchite. It's a word now.

I'm the oldest, wisest and also happen the crotchitiest among all of us.

crotchitiest by Alpaccaz January 9, 2019