crotchicre

N; One who initiates the massacre of crotches.

V; The massacre of crotches.

"You are such a crotchicre, ya creeper!"
"Man, last night was like a crotchicre!"

by Syrus October 6, 2006

Sabertooth Crotchcricket

1. a slang term for pubic lice (see also crabs) 2. a term for any four legged insect that scares the piss out of your girlfriend or boyfriend.

That boy is always grabbing himself, he must have a serious case of the sabertooth crotchcrickets.

by Ixy July 25, 2003

Crotchcicle

What your penis turns into when exposed to temperatures below freezing.

Doctor: Can you tell me what happened sir?
Patient: Ahhhh! It hurts so badly!
Doctor: Calm down and just explain what happened to your penis, sir.
Patient: Carl, that douchebag, snapped off my crotchcicle!
Doctor: How did you get a crotchcicle in the first place?
Patient: Ummm... I was kind of... fucking a snowman.
Doctor: Ohhh, well that's understandable.

by Youreceivethehole7 August 19, 2009

Crotchfire

Either incredible feminine horniness, or incredibly painful V.D. related symptom.

When I heavy petter her vag through her jeans, I started a crotchfire.

by Matthew January 20, 2004

Crotchie

A selfie of your crotch

(Crotch+selfie)

After gemma had taken her shower,she came upon the idea of a crotchie

by Peewee-hermanizer September 14, 2014

Crotchie

A selfie that is taken directly of the crotch.

He asked for a picture, so I totes sent him a crotchie!

by Mojon Cerote October 22, 2017

Sabertooth Crotchcricket

Another name for Pubic Lice or Crabs.
Or to insult someone who is extremely hairy or u just dont like!

DJ is a sabertooth crotchcricket

by Mike Vaughan February 2, 2004