Crotchichi 

The female version of the crotch.

She had an itch on her crotchichi

Crotchichi by _thoughs kids with nothing better to do_ June 26, 2005

Sabertooth Crotchcricket 

1. a slang term for pubic lice (see also crabs) 2. a term for any four legged insect that scares the piss out of your girlfriend or boyfriend.

That boy is always grabbing himself, he must have a serious case of the sabertooth crotchcrickets.

Sabertooth Crotchcricket by Ixy July 25, 2003

Crotchifixiation 

When tight underwear or pantyhose prevent ample airflow to the crotch region, causing a sweaty reaction along with anxiety and agitation due to warm or humid weather.

Damn bro! This Arizona summer heart is causing some serious crotchifixiation issues for me.

Crotchifixiation by HypnotoadAZ April 14, 2015

Sabertooth Crotchcricket 

Another name for Pubic Lice or Crabs.
Or to insult someone who is extremely hairy or u just dont like!

DJ is a sabertooth crotchcricket

Sabertooth Crotchcricket by Mike Vaughan February 2, 2004

Sabertooth Crotchcricket 

possibly the most ridiculous word in the english language

dude i think my sabertooth crotchcrickets have migrated over to you trouserbrush garden

Sabertooth Crotchcricket by Daniel March 15, 2005

crotchchafff 

curdled sweat beads with bacteria crowns

when working in fallout zone

crotchchafff by jimminy shitpants January 11, 2003

crotchcricket 

see crotch cricket. a pubic louse, commonly called a crab. Used jokingly by medical personnel.

This guy complained about an itch down there, and when he pulled his pants down, they were jumpin' with crotchcrickets.

crotchcricket by Dr Crotchrot August 30, 2008