Crotchie
Crotchie by Peewee-hermanizer September 14, 2014
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Crotchie
Crotchie by Mojon Cerote October 22, 2017
Crotchie
Crotchie by SaintBreesy09 February 6, 2015
crotchie
crotchie by crotchiesbleed April 24, 2010
Crotcheral vicinity
Crotcheral vicinity by Jenaflowet March 18, 2022
Croochie
A crew of hoochies; A group of young (often promiscuous) women dressed scantily or in a revealing fashion out together for a night on the town.
Croochie by Professor Crispy December 9, 2012
cootchie sauce
The ejaculatory fluids of a woman, known to leave a signature scent on the male package (or face) so that your woman will always know if you have been putting that thing where it doesn't belong!
Dumb ass Ben: "I did the deed with my girlfriend this morning, nailed my secretary for lunch, did the cocktail waitress in the ladies room after work and wanked it on my drive home. When I got home and stepped in the door, she made me drop trou, sniffed my package and said she smelled another woman on me! How the hell can she tell that it's not her cootchie sauce that she is smelling, is she part bloodhound or what???"
Good friend: "No Benjamin, you're a dumb ass!"
Good friend: "No Benjamin, you're a dumb ass!"
cootchie sauce by Misty Dawn June 30, 2008
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