crotchcricket 

see crotch cricket. a pubic louse, commonly called a crab. Used jokingly by medical personnel.

This guy complained about an itch down there, and when he pulled his pants down, they were jumpin' with crotchcrickets.

crotchcricket by Dr Crotchrot August 30, 2008

crotchcricket 

an annoying person, one almost considered parasitic.

shut up you god damn crotchcricket

crotchcricket by bigtuna January 27, 2004

Sabertooth Crotchcricket 

1. a slang term for pubic lice (see also crabs) 2. a term for any four legged insect that scares the piss out of your girlfriend or boyfriend.

That boy is always grabbing himself, he must have a serious case of the sabertooth crotchcrickets.

Sabertooth Crotchcricket by Ixy July 25, 2003

Sabertooth Crotchcricket 

Another name for Pubic Lice or Crabs.
Or to insult someone who is extremely hairy or u just dont like!

DJ is a sabertooth crotchcricket

Sabertooth Crotchcricket by Mike Vaughan February 2, 2004

Sabertooth Crotchcricket 

possibly the most ridiculous word in the english language

dude i think my sabertooth crotchcrickets have migrated over to you trouserbrush garden

Sabertooth Crotchcricket by Daniel March 15, 2005

saber-toothed crotch cricket 

Crabs

She had a bad case of the saber-toothed crotch crickets.

saber-toothed crotch cricket by Charles July 19, 2003

crotch cricket 

A louse

A Crab

A tick

A small tick-like annoying pest that lives in pubic hair, and has a parasitic relationship with the human body.

Man I got so shit-faced last night. I don't remember a thing. However, i'm guessing a had sex because i woke up with a few nasty crotch crickets on my pubes.

crotch cricket by ACannon April 8, 2008