crotchcricket

see crotch cricket. a pubic louse, commonly called a crab. Used jokingly by medical personnel.

This guy complained about an itch down there, and when he pulled his pants down, they were jumpin' with crotchcrickets.

by Dr Crotchrot August 30, 2008

shut up you god damn crotchcricket

by bigtuna January 27, 2004

Sabertooth Crotchcricket

1. a slang term for pubic lice (see also crabs) 2. a term for any four legged insect that scares the piss out of your girlfriend or boyfriend.

That boy is always grabbing himself, he must have a serious case of the sabertooth crotchcrickets.

by Ixy July 25, 2003

Another name for Pubic Lice or Crabs.
Or to insult someone who is extremely hairy or u just dont like!

by Mike Vaughan February 02, 2004

dude i think my sabertooth crotchcrickets have migrated over to you trouserbrush garden

by Daniel March 15, 2005