Crotchfire
Crotchfire by Matthew January 20, 2004
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crotchfire
a person that had extremely annoyed the people around them by being an empowering slut;literally means that the person has fire in their crotch, the person must keep fucking people to manage their fire in the crotch area.
crotchfire by the goddess of venus March 31, 2009
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Crotchfidence
Confidence stemming from the power held within one's crotch, often because of the largeness of one's trouserworm.
Crotchfidence by elementary-son September 7, 2012
Crotchfruit
"Madam, could you please find it in yourself to take some measures to keep your crotchfruit out of my yard?"
Crotchfruit by Uncle Jefs January 3, 2006
crotchfruit
Permissive parents fail to enforce rules and discipline on their children, because they are too busy mollycoddling them. In contrast, uninvolved parents are often indifferent, dismissive, or completely neglectful towards their children, because they are too self-absorbed to notice the child's maladaptive behavior. Hence, this makes the children of permissive or uninvolved parents maddening and babyish little crotchfruits.
crotchfruit by toputitbluntly April 20, 2014
crotchfruit
"I really hate summer... my town is full of crotchfruits all the time, since they don't have to be in school then."
crotchfruit by Child Hatter May 5, 2003
catchfirejulia
the bestest most swaggiest lesbian on the planet who has an unhealthy obsession with michael clifford
catchfirejulia by bsfjules May 31, 2021
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