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Crotchfruit

"Madam, could you please find it in yourself to take some measures to keep your crotchfruit out of my yard?"
Crotchfruit by Uncle Jefs January 3, 2006
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crotchfruit

The uncivilized offspring of permissive or uninvolved parents.
Permissive parents fail to enforce rules and discipline on their children, because they are too busy mollycoddling them. In contrast, uninvolved parents are often indifferent, dismissive, or completely neglectful towards their children, because they are too self-absorbed to notice the child's maladaptive behavior. Hence, this makes the children of permissive or uninvolved parents maddening and babyish little crotchfruits.
crotchfruit by toputitbluntly April 20, 2014

crotchfruit

(n) derogatory term for a child.
"I really hate summer... my town is full of crotchfruits all the time, since they don't have to be in school then."
crotchfruit by Child Hatter May 5, 2003

crotchfruit salad 

GOd damn I heard Kim is making a crotchfruit salad today! It's her 3rd one this year....

crotch fruit 

An obscenely obnoxious young child who can't seem to behave in any place, at any time. Typically has clueless progenitors who are too busy getting drunk and socializing to watch their children. The bane of waitstaff and service personnel everywhere.
"That little crotch fruit almost made me drop my tray!"

"Ma'am, please keep your crotch fruit away from the knives in the kitchen section."
crotch fruit by Lillyla March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on May 16, 2025

Crotch fruit 

I can’t go out this weekend, the ex left our crotch fruit with me so she could go off with her new boyfriend.
Crotch fruit by 6in6 July 12, 2018

Crotch Fruit 

Angelina has got Brad's crotch fruit growing inside her.
Crotch Fruit by Divadi January 13, 2006
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

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A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
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Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
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the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026
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