"Madam, could you please find it in yourself to take some measures to keep your crotchfruit out of my yard?"
by Uncle Jefs January 3, 2006
Get the Crotchfruitmug. Permissive parents fail to enforce rules and discipline on their children, because they are too busy mollycoddling them. In contrast, uninvolved parents are often indifferent, dismissive, or completely neglectful towards their children, because they are too self-absorbed to notice the child's maladaptive behavior. Hence, this makes the children of permissive or uninvolved parents maddening and babyish little crotchfruits.
by toputitbluntly April 20, 2014
Get the crotchfruitmug. (n) derogatory term for a child.
"I really hate summer... my town is full of crotchfruits all the time, since they don't have to be in school then."
by Child Hatter May 5, 2003
Get the crotchfruitmug. an abortion
by the original kalichan April 24, 2010
Get the crotchfruit saladmug.