"Madam, could you please find it in yourself to take some measures to keep your crotchfruit out of my yard?"

This Jazz Cabbage got me zooted. Jazz Cabbage is less harmful than Squares. I’m smoking that Jazz Cabbage boy.

"That little crotch fruit almost made me drop my tray!"

"Ma'am, please keep your crotch fruit away from the knives in the kitchen section."

I can’t go out this weekend, the ex left our crotch fruit with me so she could go off with her new boyfriend.

"I really hate summer... my town is full of crotchfruits all the time, since they don't have to be in school then."

Permissive parents fail to enforce rules and discipline on their children, because they are too busy mollycoddling them. In contrast, uninvolved parents are often indifferent, dismissive, or completely neglectful towards their children, because they are too self-absorbed to notice the child's maladaptive behavior. Hence, this makes the children of permissive or uninvolved parents maddening and babyish little crotchfruits.

Angelina has got Brad's crotch fruit growing inside her.