"Madam, could you please find it in yourself to take some measures to keep your crotchfruit out of my yard?"
by Uncle Jefs January 3, 2006
Permissive parents fail to enforce rules and discipline on their children, because they are too busy mollycoddling them. In contrast, uninvolved parents are often indifferent, dismissive, or completely neglectful towards their children, because they are too self-absorbed to notice the child's maladaptive behavior. Hence, this makes the children of permissive or uninvolved parents maddening and babyish little crotchfruits.
by toputitbluntly March 13, 2014
(n) derogatory term for a child.
"I really hate summer... my town is full of crotchfruits all the time, since they don't have to be in school then."
by Child Hatter May 5, 2003
by the original kalichan April 24, 2010