Crotchfruit
"Madam, could you please find it in yourself to take some measures to keep your crotchfruit out of my yard?"
Crotchfruit by Uncle Jefs January 3, 2006
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Permissive parents fail to enforce rules and discipline on their children, because they are too busy mollycoddling them. In contrast, uninvolved parents are often indifferent, dismissive, or completely neglectful towards their children, because they are too self-absorbed to notice the child's maladaptive behavior. Hence, this makes the children of permissive or uninvolved parents maddening and babyish little crotchfruits.
crotchfruit by toputitbluntly April 20, 2014
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crotchfruit
(n) derogatory term for a child.
"I really hate summer... my town is full of crotchfruits all the time, since they don't have to be in school then."
crotchfruit by Child Hatter May 5, 2003
crotch fruit
An obscenely obnoxious young child who can't seem to behave in any place, at any time. Typically has clueless progenitors who are too busy getting drunk and socializing to watch their children. The bane of waitstaff and service personnel everywhere.
"That little crotch fruit almost made me drop my tray!"
"Ma'am, please keep your crotch fruit away from the knives in the kitchen section."
"Ma'am, please keep your crotch fruit away from the knives in the kitchen section."
crotch fruit by Lillyla March 8, 2009
Crotch fruit
I can’t go out this weekend, the ex left our crotch fruit with me so she could go off with her new boyfriend.
Crotch fruit by 6in6 July 12, 2018