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Bag of Crotches 

A person can be a bag of crotches when calling them a crotch or crotchity is just not enough. This is a person who not only steals your job, but insists to everyone in your workplace that he or she is waaaaaay better at it than you are, and that he or she is always right, and can NEVER be wrong.
Amy is a Bag of Crotches. If I say something is blue, she will tell everyone that it is red, and somehow they will believe her.
Bag of Crotches by Oh ... That girl December 26, 2008

synchronized crotches 

when your getting it on & you're both really into it & its just raw, hard pounding w/out anyone missing a beat
we had that synchronized crotches thing going on this morning & i came so hard i couldn't even see!

Bag of Crotches 

A person can be a bag of crotches when calling them a crotch or crotchity is just not enough. This is a person who not only steals your job, but insists to everyone in your workplace that he or she is waaaaaay better at it than you are, and that he or she is always right, and can NEVER be wrong.
Amy is a Bag of Crotches. If I say something is blue, she will tell everyone that it is red, and somehow they will believe her.

crotchsplosion 

The fucktastic leading man's grin sparked a massive crotchsplosion that ruined my panties.
crotchsplosion by Sareeswfla July 1, 2009

Crotcheral vicinity 

The area below the belly button and above the thighs
We’re you bleeding from your crotcheral vicinity?

Crotcher 

Anything that forms an angle (ex. tree branches, corners of a room, roofs of houses
"What degree crotcher is that?" "I'd say about 57"
Crotcher by Speedy Eggbert September 29, 2019