A mother who is intensely hot, causing an immediate physical reaction and desire to be with her or race home and, um, remember her. Said mom is so attractive that, if she was in a photo with all of her children, a man would be compelled to crop the image to focus on just her, which would be especially useful in his private time.
Wow, look at that mom over there with all those kids. Don't know how she does it, but damn... she's croppable!
A nickname given to Apple, who makes the iMac (iCrap), iPod (CrapPod), AppleTV (CrappleTV), iPhone (CrapPhone), and iPad (CrapPad). Crapple is notorious for their capability to woopeople with a shiny case and a nifty gimmick, but no other endearing qualities, often with a hefty price tag. Their computers are known for being very shiny (literally and figuratively), but having a major lack of software support, and being bragged about because of features any other computer in the world does just as well, if not better.
Also refers to the iCrap in some cases.
I wanted to play the new game that came out with my friend, but he bought a Crapple computer.
Crapplesauce()n. Applesauce made with apples considered sub-par by apple-growers. This term pertains especially to applesauce made with Red Delicious--also known as Red Chief Apples, which produces an applesauce that is neither red, nor delicious and "tastes like crap".
"The applesauce in the cafeteria is gross!"
"They still serve crapplesauce, huh?"
"yeah. It's disgusting."
n. - insulting remark to chain restaurant Applebee's, which appears poised to take over every suburban town as the dominant teenage hangout spot. Often used after consuming their poorly made boneless buffalo chicken.
"Holy crap, it looks like our entire high school is eating at Crapplebee's tonight!"
(on the toilet after bad buffalo chicken) "I'm never eating at Crapplebee's again!"
Crapple is an assortment of uselessapps that is forced on users as part of new ios updates.
The Apple i Watch icon on my iphone is useless as I don't have an apple watch. So I create a folder on my phone for this app and the rest of the crapple.