croot

When you think you are merely going to toot, but you crap.

Ah man, I crooted!

by we_are_the_walrus October 7, 2008

croot

Chicken Ranch Out Of Town
where all great acronyms are created

hey joe, lets go to the croot and make some acronyms

by me April 2, 2005

Cooterade

A frothy yet smooth and refreshing sports drink made from the by-products of lesbian sex. Delicious?

Do you want your white wings?
No I am too tired.
Here have some cooterade.
Thanks! I'm good to go!

by Ron Swanson? February 22, 2014

cooter quiver

That tingling feeling women get when they kiss somebody hott or watch porn

He kiss me so good it gave me a cooter quiver.

When I watched that porn it made my cooter quiver.

Damn he look so fine he made my cooter quiver.

by ashane May 28, 2017

coot boot

See cunt punt

Just slightly less profane.

Mike- Hey Jim, this girl was being a total bitch. I was this close to cunt punting her!
Jim- Yo man, you can't say that, my kid sister is right here!
Mike- Oh, sorry. I mean I was about to coot boot the slut.

by Andrew + Kevin March 4, 2009

horse cooter's

Slang for Aw'Shucks

Horse Cooter's! I just stubbed my pink toe!

by Dexter Hulk February 4, 2019

choothar

A silly person; descriptive of the actions/characteristics of a foolish or eccentric person. A goon.

"Groico came in last night after 8 tins of Double Dutch and he was acting like a right choothar."


(from the 'Owl of Choothar', which was known to fly around and hoot during daylight hours, contrary to the typical behaviour of its species.)

by Smith. January 13, 2009