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crooties

the annoying bread crumbs you get when you try to get a cruton with a fork and you break it up on accident
i was happily eating my salad at olive garden when i stabbed at a cruton and it made crooties. dammit!
by tisay1123 April 18, 2008
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needle cooties

While referring primarily to HIV and hepatitis, the term 'needle cooties' can apply to any malady which can be transmitted though the sharing of needles for intravenous drug use.
Charlie Sheen recently announced he has caught the needle cooties - winning!
by Lârry Dângüs, esq. March 1, 2016
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Carni -cooties

Carni-cooties is after you leave the County Fair or State Fair the creepy feelings you have on your skin. Knowing that you touched the same thing as a carni worker or the freaks that only come outside once a year to go to the fair.
#1 - I feel like there are ticks crawling all over my skin after leaving the fair, it must be the carni -cooties.

#2 - Maddie, DON"T TOUCH ANYTHING UNTIL AFTER YOU HAVE WASHED YOU HANDS 5 TIMES!!!!! I think we got some carni-cooties on us.
by Mitchell man August 2, 2009
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The Booty Cooties

HIV/AIDS, but only the cases which were contracted via anal intercourse.
Did Charlie Sheen catch the booty cooties?

Nah man, I 'm pretty sure Charlie is winning in a different way...that dude got the needle cooties.
by Lârry Dângüs, esq. September 15, 2019
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Croobies

When the skin from your stomach hangs low, wobbles to and fro, and resembles two boobs. You then get the ever fug looking crotch boobs. CROOBIES!
OMG look at those croobies!
by Jewbies July 22, 2010
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Magic Cooties

A term used to describe a virus with arbitrary and sometimes politically expedient properties. For example, UV light doesn't affect it somehow, but six feet of distance devastates it....sometimes.
Person 1. Why can't I go to school, but we can go to WalMart?
Person 2. Because them Magic Cooties be magical.
by Pineal September 2, 2020
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surf cooties

Porn is surf cooties nasty.
by frufrugranny March 19, 2006
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