the annoying bread crumbs you get when you try to get a cruton with a fork and you break it up on accident
i was happily eating my salad at olive garden when i stabbed at a cruton and it made crooties. dammit!
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Carni-cooties is after you leave the County Fair or State Fair the creepy feelings you have on your skin. Knowing that you touched the same thing as a carni worker or the freaks that only come outside once a year to go to the fair.
#1 - I feel like there are ticks crawling all over my skin after leaving the fair, it must be the carni -cooties.
#2 - Maddie, DON"T TOUCH ANYTHING UNTIL AFTER YOU HAVE WASHED YOU HANDS 5 TIMES!!!!! I think we got some carni-cooties on us.
#2 - Maddie, DON"T TOUCH ANYTHING UNTIL AFTER YOU HAVE WASHED YOU HANDS 5 TIMES!!!!! I think we got some carni-cooties on us.
by Mitchell man August 2, 2009
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Nah man, I 'm pretty sure Charlie is winning in a different way...that dude got the needle cooties.
Nah man, I 'm pretty sure Charlie is winning in a different way...that dude got the needle cooties.
by Lârry Dângüs, esq. September 15, 2019
Get the The Booty Cooties mug.When the skin from your stomach hangs low, wobbles to and fro, and resembles two boobs. You then get the ever fug looking crotch boobs. CROOBIES!
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Person 1. Why can't I go to school, but we can go to WalMart?
Person 2. Because them Magic Cooties be magical.
Person 2. Because them Magic Cooties be magical.
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