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Mixology Connoisseur 

a person who is especially competent to pass critical judgments on the art of making drinks
Author Storm DuBois created the term Mixology Connoisseur referring to being a expert in the art of drink making

Cock connoisseur 

An individual who travels the land far and wide, tasting all varieties of human penis, subsequently rating and favouring them, possibly producing some form of TV show or journal in the process.
Now on BBC Two, David Attenborough: Cock connoisseur.

turd connoisseur 

An expert judge in matters relating to the taste and texture of turds, usually a canine but sometimes a person.
A long time ago I had this toy poodle who was a total turd connoisseur, she would seek out turds wherever she could find them and she was lucky enough to be living with some fine cats who left her little brown love bombs in their cat box.
turd connoisseur by Dr Bunnygirl October 16, 2019

Pussy connoisseur 

A person that has seen pussy for days, knows everything and anything about pussy. Simply a expert at pussy.
"Fargo aint't no rookie that boi a pussy connoisseur" Argentina Fargo
Pussy connoisseur by xXPardyM4NXx October 10, 2016

Cannabis Connoisseur 

A Cannabis Connoisseur is an individual with a vast knowledge in anything related with Cannabis. This individual can tell you everything there is to know about cannabis. From the name of the strain to the flavor and the type of highs. He can identify Indicas from Sativas, and anything in between. He can also give you a list of recipes that include cannabis.
Mundo: "So what kind of bud do you have today man?"

Larry: "Oh, I got some New York City Sour Diesel. Man, this one is bomb. Just look at the soft green color on this, and all the tri-combs. It has a strong scent, smells kind of dank. The texture is just perfect, it's soft, spongy, and it's soo sticky. The high on this strain is killer! Compared to that Afghani Kush, this one kills it."

Mundo: "Damn, you're a total cannabis connoisseur."

For another more visual example watch the film "Pinneaple Express". The scene where Seth Rogen goes to buy weed and James Franco describes the different types and tries to go in deepth with all the details. James comes off as a total Cannabis Connoisseur.

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Cannabis Connoisseur by CrazyMundo February 25, 2009

Cleavage Connoisseur

A person who is knowledgeable about the human female breast, and appreciates them, not only for their function and purpose in human anatomy and physiology, but for their aesthetic value which is judged primarily on form and authenticity.
I don’t ogle women, I’m a Cleavage Connoisseur.
Cleavage Connoisseur by G.Wally October 23, 2008
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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