cromch 

The sound of ripping through human flesh and bone.

Neko enjoyed the cromch of jack’s bones as she inserted he teeth into his arm.

cromch by VivaLaMe July 25, 2019

Sriracha Crotch 

When you hate fuck your cheating girlfriend by pouring Sriracha sauce on the condom once placed on and giving her a burning bushfire.

Betty's beaver was burning after Russell found out she was cheating. Payback is a bitch when you get the SRIRACHA CROTCH!!!

Sriracha Crotch by will bitten September 7, 2017

crochet 

The art of making tablecloths, doilies, afghans, blankets out of yarn. Similar to knitting but with only 1 "needle" called a crochet hook.

My Mom did crochet Lots! She made dozens & dozens of afghans for family & as gifts & for newborn babies.

crochet by Starchylde May 30, 2016

Croncho Broncho 

A god that is the most powerful creature. Many of his followers are from near the Wisconsin area. A small cult of 4 people who started this pack. K, K, M, and C.

Croncho Broncho is my ultimate daddy.

God I love Croncho Broncho.

Croncho Broncho by Croncho Broncho follower May 20, 2022

Crotch muppet 

(noun) derogatory slang for human offspring, usually under ten years of age.

Vaccinate your crotch muppets. Do you want polio to come back? This is how polio comes back.

Crotch muppet by JollyMagnanimous April 15, 2019

Crotch Coke 

Best body powder money can buy. Use on sensative areas, feet, or footwear of your choosing. Fresh silky smooth skin while absorbing moisture and fighting friction.

Hey bro, I see your using that Crotch Coke. Only bad MF's use that shit!

Crotch Coke by SFCHOLLYWOOD September 5, 2019

Crotch Theory Optimal 

"Crotch Theory Optimal" or "CTO" represents a modification of the poker term "Game Theory Optimal". It is a phrase that was first coined in the aftermath of the Stones Casino Cheating Scandal. When the scandal went viral in early October of 2019, hundreds of hours of poker cash game footage came under scrutiny by many amateur and professional poker sleuths. As a whole, the community came to the conclusion that Mike Postle, with the help of Justin Kuraitis and possibly others, was cheating while playing on the Stones Live Poker Stream. One of the alleged methods of cheating involved Mike Postle placing his phone between his legs, and viewing information about his opponents' hands real time. There is much video footage which shows him looking down at his crotch while playing poker hands. Once he had information about his opponents' hands, he then often made many non-standard, and highly profitable plays. Mike Postle demonstrated that all you have to do to play optimal poker is look down at your crotch. Thus the term was born: "Crotch Theory Optimal" Joe Ingram is generally credited for first using the term on one of his YouTube Videos.

I tried to bluff the river with 8 high but my opponent made a sick bluff check-raise with 9 high. That's when I had to dig deep, look down at the phone which was hidden snugly between my legs, and bust out a vicious Crotch Theory Optimal response.... Reraise allin.

Poker is so easy when you can play CTO.

Crotch Theory Optimal by FroggyBumBum. October 10, 2019