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It's crunch, but better.
When I bit into the taco i heard a cronch
by Polarbeareo September 12, 2017
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Jan 18 Word of the Day
1. Blue Monday is the most depressing day of the year, calculated by Dr. Cliff Arnall, a researcher at the University of Cardiff's Center for Lifelong Learning.
Factors used to calculate the date included weather conditions, debt level, time since Christmas, time since failing our New Year's resolutions, low motivation and feeling the need to take action.

In 2005 the date was calculated as January 24th, in 2006 it was January 23rd, and in 2007 it was January 22nd.

2. A song by the hard rock band Orgy from their album Candy Ass.
1. Guy: "Aw man, I feel like absolute shit today."
Friend: "Yeah, same here. I hate Blue Monday."

2. "I wish I could sing Blue Monday to my ex-girlfriend, she's such a bitch."
by L_Roku August 31, 2007
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Cronch is the meaning of the sound when you bite or eat a bath bomb.
"Oh, boy. There Jared goes, cronching away."
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It's basically crunch but louder and better.
When I ate the teeth they made a nice cronch noise.
by AvaPop May 02, 2020
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The bad smell of an unsanitary or overused, slutty vagina.
"You're probably going to want to clean the sheets when you're done with Sally- I heard she has cronch stank."

"Yeah, I would've gone down on that girl but she's got cronch."
by kickthepj May 03, 2014
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The sound you make when eating a banana the correct way
Where is Jim?
I don't know, eating a banana?
Jim: *Cronch* you called?
by Comrade Boris February 26, 2020
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"Yea I would've gone down on that girl but she got Cronch!" - Onision
by Cartah Hoffah October 07, 2014
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