cromat

an incredible MTG (magic the gathering, you heathen!) card

Ph33r m3, p171fu1 b31n65, f0r 1 h4v3 dr4wn (r0m4t!

by Rob October 28, 2003

Croatian Sensation

A person who is beast in anything they do. Also the best looking.

Look at Alex he's a Croatian Sensation

by Joemannn April 30, 2016

Croatan

Croatan. Croatian Explorers who landed on the Coast of North Carolina near Ocracoke, Cape Hatteras and other nearby areas. They interelated with the local Native and African people. Multi Cultural name. Croatan (Croatian.)

Croatians are here from Croatia! They are known as the Croatan People.

by Jacrispym1 August 3, 2022

croatian cock

Croatian Cock is known as one of the biggest, thickest and longest in the world.

There goes Tomislav again. He has a foot long Eastern European Croatian Cock! Tomislav pounded her so hard that she couldn't walk for a week.

by Luck of the Irish January 18, 2017

once you go croatian

Once you go Croatian
You forget about the rest of the Nations!

Once you go Croatian - Nicole went Croatian and she forgot all about the rest of the Nations!

by Luck of the Irish January 18, 2017

Nick Crompton

To not know the difference between countries and cities, and to wear raggedy-ass jean jackets.

That guy is such a Nick Crompton.

by SuicidalGinger #01 July 27, 2017

Croatian handshake

An act of fingering someone's asshole while shaking his/her hand. National custom in some parts of Croatia, practically legal. By the decision of Gospic county court, regarding a rape case where one Croatian tycoon anally assaulted American basketball player Ilesha Jarret, an act of forced anal fingering is considered the same as handshaking.

- How was the Croatian handshake?

- Very deep.

by 01000011 November 4, 2021