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Chromatose 

Getting so high on chronic (aka reefer) that you are unarousable aka chronic coma.
Hey man, who wants to get chromatose?
Chromatose by balzanavitch'sbitches December 13, 2016
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Chromatose 

The condition(adj, v) of experiencing decision paralysis when choosing a color.

A design flaw.

Often occurring in contact with a color picker.

Phase 1 starts with the uncertainty between HSL, HSV, and RGB.

Phase 2 starts with picking your first color
Phase n starts with picking your (n-1)th color
I can't art because I got chromatose.

Designing a website is easier if you use premade color palettes, because you can avoid becoming chromatose..

One would think -- but it just defers the chromatosing to choosing between multiple color pallets.
Chromatose by instancer.kirik December 17, 2022

Chromatose 

Blend of word 'Comatose' and 'Chrome'. When the colors are so dense in artwork, GUI's or report chart, that you can no longer distinguish there difference between the elements - the thing you're looking at is a confusing colorful mess.
When solving Sudoku and using Basic Coloring, the act of overusing of different colored sets to the point where you become confused which set is which, that state of confusion is Chromatose. Virtually any AoE2 minimap with 8 or more players induces Chromatose. Staring at "No. 5, 1948" may induce Chromatose, especially when you think how much it is worth.
Chromatose by Unocuous January 11, 2024

Mr. Comatose 

Nickname given to Castiel an Angel of the Lord, by Dean Humanity Winchester. A nickname given to a typically awkward and reserved person who is ironically very strong and serious.

Can be used as a nickname for a buddy, that deep down you want to be your fuck buddy.
"Team Free Will: one ex-blood junkie, one dropout with six bucks to his name, and Mr. Comatose over here."

Comatose 

adj 1: relating to or associated with a coma; "comatose breathing"; "comatose state"
2: in a state of deep and usually prolonged unconsciousness; unable to respond to external stimuli; "a comatose patient"


Source: WordNet ® 2.0, © 2003 Princeton University
He is in the hospital because of a comatose overdose on heroin
Comatose by valoem December 9, 2004

chromotosing 

jogging the inner peace of your mind
"What's chromotosing George of the Jungle?!"
chromotosing by reese20 September 21, 2017

chromosexual 

A chromosexual is a person who rides a motorcycle and tries to put every piece of chrome available on their bike. Also a person who will spend thousands of dollars on chrome parts for their bike, and little or nothing on maintenance. It is better to look good, than to run good.
Person 1: "That boy is such a chromosexual. I am suprised that he hasn't had his seat chromed yet."

Person 2: "I know, $20,000 worth of chrome, and it still won't start......"
chromosexual by Dave_d January 22, 2007
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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